Sunday, January 9, 2011

ReMeMbEr ThE dAyS

Do you remember when recess was your favorite class,
On a sunny day up you would burn things with a magnafine glass.
In P.E. you’d play steal the flag or that big parachute thing,
You’d eat lunch so fast so you could get to your favorite swing.
Back then I wasn’t illegal to play dodge ball,
So you’d throw it hard to the woose kid by the wall.
You would show n’ tell a body part cause you forgot that was today,
They'd make you do embarrassing things like a dance, or do a play.
On the first day you needed crayons instead of binders,
There was always the kids who were the whiners.
Every year you would go on some sweet  field trip,
You’d have to read a chapter book and everyone would flip.
You would trade your whole lunch for your favorite bag of Lay’s
Oh ya i remember, those were the easy days.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Film Analysis

Nacho Libre

OW:  Nacho is a cook in an orphanages for little children. It is a religious orphanages so the other men have priestly duties but they never let Nacho do them so he feels unimportant.
A Call: Nacho decides to enter a wrestling match. He needs a partner so her is in search of Steven. He finds in in an ally. Steven denies him but Nacho says they get money and he is in.
Mentor: They train each other. Being on an others mentor. With in practicing their fighting skills brings them closer together. Learning each others strength and weakness's.
Crossing: They have there first fight in the ring. They did alright for a while but lose in the end. Steven is upset at Nacho and wants to quit but a guy gives them money for losing, and tells them to show up next week.
T.A.E.: Nacho learns about Ramses. He is the best fighter in the league. To be pro you must beat him in a match. Nacho and Steven try to be friends with him but Ramses is mean to them.
Inner Cave: There is a lady who works at the monastery with them. She teaches the children. Nacho has a little crush on her. They have toast in her quarters. They have a nice time and talk about their lives and stuff they like to do.
Ordeal: Nacho is desperate for some help in the ring. Steven knows a guy who has eagle powers. Nacho must climb a death cliff to receive these eggs from an eagle and eat the yoke. Nacho eats the yoke and summons his eagle powers but still lose the fight.
Reward: Nacho take the lady teacher on a date. He buys some clothes to look nice. He wants to impress her by fighting someone but her loses, again. He expects her to kiss him but she gets mad at him for fighting.
The road: Nacho gets caught up in the wrestling world and forgets about his cooking duties. He has no groceries in the morning. He feels bad and pray for forgiveness but ends up catching on fire and the monastery finds out her is a wrestler and is kick out. He has nothing left.
Resurrection: Nacho regains confidence and fights in the final jam. He gets third but cant not fight Ramses. But second place drops out and now he can fight for the title.
Elixir: Nacho wins Ramses and Is now pro. The orphanage takes him back because he did it for the kids not him. He get the girl and a bus for the orphans.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Queen Annes Revenge

Song: Captain Jack

It was a dark and stormy night, and a ship was out to sail. The crew sittin in their bunks with one lantern light. Captain said,” Jack me boy tell me a story.” So Jack began. It was a dark and stormy night, and a ship was out to sail...

Monday, November 29, 2010

B's

Rascal Flatts: Skin
A teen age girl gets cancer and has to go through chemotherapy. She loses her hair and thinks no one will like her because the hair problem. In the end a boy come and picks her up for the prom and shaves his hair to match her and take her to the prom.

Harry Chapin: Cat's in the Cradle 
A little boy wants to spend time with his father, but the father is always busy.  The boy always wanted to be like his dad. When the little boy grows up, the father wants to spend time with him, but the son busy with his family or work. Becoming just like his father.
 
Dixie Chicks: White Trash Wedding
A Chick is getting married to a guy that can't afford a ring. Her mom dose not approve but her dad does. She shouldn't be wearing white because she doesn't quite know if the loves and in the middle of the wedding the baby is on its way.
 
fun: The Gambler
He tells the story of how he met his wife and they fall in love. He talks about his kids and they how great they are. It ends with them getting old and spending time in the garden and the kids coming over for dinner.
 
Total Eclipse of the Heart: Bonnie Tyler
A Girl is lonely, and cries because this guy left her. Very emotional girls but the guy is in the background telling her he is there for her. She never listens and there hearts are eclipse.
 
 
 

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Memoirs of 6

Always dreamed of being the best.
Hot and Ready five dollar pizza.
Put up the tree Jess, Please.
Your butt is gonna get stuck.
I never knew the whole story.
This one time at orchestra camp.
I am a Pimpin Pirate, ARG!
Utah had luck on their side.
If I wing it, always works.
They call us The Comeback Kids.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Song Lyrics

Song Title: Skin
Song Artist: Rascal Flatts

Click here for lyrics

Plot:
Sara Beth finds out she has cancer, and she is worried no one will want to take a girl with no girl to the prom.

Character:
Sara Beth
Her Mom
Her Dad
TheNurse
The Doctor
A Boy
The Narrator

Conflict:
Because of the cancer treatment she loses her hair. To a girl your hair means a lot.  Sara Beth is worried she wont go to the prom/ no one will like her with no hair.

Setting:
Present time. In a hospital room, and in her dreams she is dancing somewhere.

Theme:
Hope
Faith
Endurance

Sunday, November 14, 2010

The Impulse Dos

Two siblings (Wally, and Helga) riding in the back seat of Mom's car. Around the ages of 9, and 12.

W: Hey wear did you get those glasses Helga?
H: At the mall dork.
W: Can i touch 'em
H: Heck no Wallie, you haven't showered for weeks!
W: Whatever, its only been one.
H: Gross...
W: I wont get them dirty. Just let me try them on. They would look good on me. The white would compliment my eyes.
H: Watching to much queer eye for the straight guy?
W: Shut it Helga. Just give them to me.
H:  No way, get you own.
W: I have no money!
H: Sucks to be you then.
W: Fine.
A few seconds of silence and then Wallie leaps across the car and tries to grab the glasses.
SNAP
H: Wallie! I'm going to cut off your right arm and feed it to starving kids in Africa.
W: Just because of your lame glasses?!
H: Yes, and also you own me 8 bucks!
W: The true price value for those micro fiber plastic glasses should be 3 dollars. 
H: Okay Richard Simmons.
W: He wasn't gay.
H: Only you would know that.