The Impulse

A mother and daughter are sitting in a diner. It is morning and the daughter is looking at the menu.

M- Why are you looking at that we come her everyday.
D- I don't know, just thinkin about mixing things up.
M- Ha,well its Tuesday and it's danish day so, why mix things up when you have danishes?
D- Tis true, no more mixing things up. Maybe tomorrow.
M- Great, something to look forward to. Now where is the coffee!
D- I think it is time to aggressive.
M- Hey waiter boy, come come.
M/D- Coffee.
Sipping sounds
D- Aright i have to go to school now.
M- No
D- K I'll stay.
M- I have to go to work.
D- No
M- Okay. We'll stand up on the count of three.
Silence for a few minutes
D- Why are you not counting?
M- Because then we have to get up, and if i never start counting then we never have to get up.
D- Ahhhhh, i like your thinking.

The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini

Wake up in the morming felling like P. Diddy
Party all the time.
Who ya gonna call,
GHOSTBUSTERS!
He was a boy, she was a girl

Can I make it any more obvious.

Party all the time.
Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
Your hair,
It's everywhere.
I really really really wanna zigazig ah.
Party all the time.

Someone left the cake out in the rain,

I don't think I could take it.

I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.

Crack that whip,

Whip it good.

Party all the time.

Shake Shake, Shake the Dust

This is for the glee club. This is for the buried life. This is for Nitro Circus. This is for rocket power. This is for Blue because Steve left her for collage.
Shake the dust 
This is for the teacher that can no longer teach at Lone Peak because he was just being himself. ( Yes, Reynolds) This is for Sue and all that she does to keep this school together. This is for Dolten and the spirits within the clay.
Shake the dust
This is for the the people who where everywhere but went nowhere in life. For the bus driver that has scared me for the rest of my life. This is for the special needs kids. This for my grandma, aka the old cat lady. This is for you.
Shake the dust

Direct Orders... ya

Rock out like it's your favorite dinner tonight.  Like you're livin on a prayer. Like "pour some sugar on me."  Rock out like you do in the shower. Like Ellen. Like you are in a black church and they are singing rockin gospel tunes. Rock out like it is your birthday. Like you just schooled someone in basketball. Like you just got a puppy for your birthday.   Rock out like you just had an awesome hackie sack streak. Like you just won a million dollars from Ed Mcmahon. Rock out like you are in the school of rock with Jack Black.
Lets rock, Lets rock, Today!